Friday, July 30, 2010

the advantages of being heartbroken.

cry if you want, scream it all out.



most people fear having their heart broken by someone they love. some even consciously avoid being too attached to someone so they wont get disappointed.

PEOPLE!!! being heartbroken isn't that all bad, there's a kazillion good stuff about being heartbroken.

1. when you're heartbroken, you can cry, and after you cry, your eyes looks puffy yet awesome!!

2. you can be mad(scream at people, hit them, punch them, voodoo them) at anyone you like since you're hurt.

3. you can eat whatever you like without worrying about getting fat, since you're too heart broken to thinks (ice cream and chocolates taste better when your heartbroken)

4. you can sleep all day long or just stay somewhere quiet and alone, thus you can save money.

5. once you're done crying, you can go out and drink til you drop, flirt with anyone without holding back, stay out as long as you want, and you dont have to worry about someone waiting for you, need not to ask anyone for permission.

6. SHOPPING!! you can go shopping, buy everything you like to make you feel good(intended for the rich and those with credit cards only)

7. you'll look terrible for a couple of days, but as soon as you start to clean your self up, people will immediately tell you that you look good!

8. every song you listen too feels like it's talking to you!

9. for people who hoard, when you're heart broken, you can throw all those old useless stuff away!

10. people will be more careful with what they say at you(refer to reason number 2.)



isn't it fun?




da.... da.... dee... dum.

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